Made to speak up. Printed to last.

A clean, low-key tee that speaks with dry humor. Soft, lightweight cotton drapes easily over the shoulders while the restrained ‘NOT IMPRESSED.’ print — front, back, and subtly on the sleeves — delivers a deadpan mood without shouting. Wear it when you want to keep distance from small talk, add a wry edge to a layered look, or let your outfit do the talking at casual meetups and laid-back outings. The crew neckline and retail fit give a neat silhouette that pairs well with denim, jackets, or loungewear. Built to last with side seams, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention; tear-away label keeps it comfortable on the skin. Ethically produced and REACH certified, this tee fits into a conscious wardrobe with a sardonic streak.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) for breathability and soft handfeel
- Retail fit with crew neckline, side seams, ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Prints placed on front, back, and sleeves using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider
- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; ethically manufactured under fair-labor standards
- Color-dependent fabric blends (heathers/ash variations contain small polyester percentages) and adult sizing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
*Disclaimer: AI was used to create the designs on all products.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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